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• Lisa: It looks like a vortex. A gateway into another dimension.
  Homer: Oooh, a vortex. [takes an orange and tosses it in] Catch!...
• House: Geeettt ooouuuttt... Marge: What on earth was that?
  Homer: Probably just the house settling....
• Lisa: I can feel an evil presence in this house. Marge
  Evil!? Homer: Quiet, Lisa. You're scaring your mother....
• Prime location, eighteen bedrooms, moat...
  -- Marge admires the family's new mansion, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horro...
• Lisa: It's an ancient Indian burial ground... Ba
  Man, this place has got everything! -- "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horro...
• You will diiiiieeeee. You will die slowwwwwwwly. Your stomach will swelllllllll, your intestines will wriiiithe and booooil.
  Your eeeeeyes will buuuuurn....
• Mm... This kitchen could use a woman's touch.
• It's only natural there be <some> things wrong with an old house like this.
  It's a fixer-upper!...
• This family's had its differences, and we've squabbled, but we never had knife fights before.
  -- Marge, after the infamous knife scene, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horro...