You Will Diiiiieeeee. You Will Die Slowwwwwwwly. Your Stomach Will Swelllllllll, Your Intestines Will Wriiiithe And Booooil.

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You will diiiiieeeee. You will die slowwwwwwwly.
Your stomach will swelllllllll, your intestines will wriiiithe and
booooil. Your eeeeeyes will buuuuurn. And some horrible stuuuuuuuff,
possibly your braiiiiin, will start coming out through your noooooooose

-- A house that knows how to get its point across,
"Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horror"