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• Prime location, eighteen bedrooms, moat...
  -- Marge admires the family's new mansion, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horro...
• House: Geeettt ooouuuttt... Marge: What on earth was that?
  Homer: Probably just the house settling....
• It's only natural there be <some> things wrong with an old house like this.
  It's a fixer-upper!...
• Lisa: I can feel an evil presence in this house. Marge
  Evil!? Homer: Quiet, Lisa. You're scaring your mother....
• This family's had its differences, and we've squabbled, but we never had knife fights before.
  -- Marge, after the infamous knife scene, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horro...
• Quit throwing your garbage into our dimension.
  -- A message from the beyond, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horro...
• Lisa: It's an ancient Indian burial ground... Ba
  Man, this place has got everything! -- "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horro...
• Doll: Guess who, Fat boy!! Homer: [blinded, bumping around, with the doll strapped to his head] Marge!
  Marge! Look! Marge: [from the kitchen] Oh, my God!...
• What's a JAP's (Jewish American Princess) dream house?
  Fourteen rooms in Scarsdale, no kitchen, no bedroom....