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• Burns: This house has quite a long and colorful history.
  It was build on an ancient Indian burial ground and was the setting of satanic rituals, witch-burnings, and five John Denver Christmas specials....
• Mr. Bloot? Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing
  YOU DIDN'T TELL ME IT WAS BUILT ON AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND!...
• Chandler: [holding a tissue] And is this in case the house sneezes?
  Phoebe: No, no, that's the ghost for the attic. Monica...
• Lisa: I can feel an evil presence in this house. Marge
  Evil!? Homer: Quiet, Lisa. You're scaring your mother....
• House: Geeettt ooouuuttt... Marge: What on earth was that?
  Homer: Probably just the house settling....
• Prime location, eighteen bedrooms, moat...
  -- Marge admires the family's new mansion, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horro...
• Quit throwing your garbage into our dimension.
  -- A message from the beyond, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horro...
• Bitchin'!
  -- Bart watches the house self-destruct, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Terro...
• Lisa: It looks like a vortex. A gateway into another dimension.
  Homer: Oooh, a vortex. [takes an orange and tosses it in] Catch!...