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• House: Geeettt ooouuuttt... Marge: What on earth was that?
  Homer: Probably just the house settling....
• Lisa: It's an ancient Indian burial ground... Ba
  Man, this place has got everything! -- "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horro...
• Lisa: It looks like a vortex. A gateway into another dimension.
  Homer: Oooh, a vortex. [takes an orange and tosses it in] Catch!...
• Homer: [changing channels, seeing snow] Hmm. Cable's out.
  [switch scene to kitchen] Think I'll have a beer....
• It's only natural there be <some> things wrong with an old house like this.
  It's a fixer-upper!...
• It chose to destroy itself rather than live with us.
  One can't help but feel a little rejected. -- Lisa, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Terro...
• Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
  Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out....
• Prime location, eighteen bedrooms, moat...
  -- Marge admires the family's new mansion, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horro...
• Lisa: Grandpa's a vampire? Bart: We're all vampires!
  Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns -- Homer: You have to kill the _head_ vampire....