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• Mm... This kitchen could use a woman's touch.
• It's only natural there be <some> things wrong with an old house like this.
  It's a fixer-upper!...
• This family's had its differences, and we've squabbled, but we never had knife fights before.
  -- Marge, after the infamous knife scene, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horro...
• House: Geeettt ooouuuttt... Marge: What on earth was that?
  Homer: Probably just the house settling....
• Lisa: I can feel an evil presence in this house. Marge
  Evil!? Homer: Quiet, Lisa. You're scaring your mother....
• Quit throwing your garbage into our dimension.
  -- A message from the beyond, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horro...
• Lisa: It's an ancient Indian burial ground... Ba
  Man, this place has got everything! -- "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horro...
• Hm... Life with the Simpsons. What choice do I have?
  [self-destructs] -- The House, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Terro...
• Bitchin'!
  -- Bart watches the house self-destruct, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Terro...