House: Geeettt ooouuuttt...
Marge: What on earth was that?
Homer: Probably just the house settling.
-- The Simpsons buy a haunted house,
"Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horror"
Marge: What on earth was that?
Homer: Probably just the house settling.
-- The Simpsons buy a haunted house,
"Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horror"
Related:
- It's only natural there be <some> things wrong with an old house like
this.
It's a fixer-upper! -- Homer explains the family's... - Hm... Life with the Simpsons. What choice do I have?
[self-destructs] -- The House, "Bad Dream House"... - Lisa: I can feel an evil presence in this house.
Marge:
Evil!? Homer: Quiet, Lisa. You're scaring your mother... - Prime location, eighteen bedrooms, moat...
-- Marge admires the family's new mansion,
"Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of... - Mm... This kitchen
could use a woman's touch.
Marge discovers a blood-covered kitchen in their new... - Lisa: It's an ancient Indian burial ground...
Bart:
Man, this place has got everything! -- "Bad Dream... - Quit throwing your garbage into our dimension.
--
A message from the beyond, "Bad Dream House" in... - This family's had its differences, and we've squabbled,
but we never had knife fights before. -- Marge, after... - Bitchin'!
-- Bart watches the house self-destruct,
"Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of...
From the same category:
- Bart: Who names these things [the constellations] anyway?
Skinner: Whoever discovers them. I've been hoping... - Quimby: I propose that I use what's left of the town treasury to move
to a more prosperous town and run for mayor.
And, er, once elected, I will send for the... - Well, your resume [pronounced ree-zoom] seems good enough.
Homer interviews for a secretary, "Simpson and... - Scientist: [resigned] Well, Homer, I guess you're the winner by default.
Homer: Default? Woo hoo! The two sweetest words in... - Wiggum: Find anything this time, boys?
Cop: Uh, no sign of him,
Chief. Wiggum: Princess Opal? Opal: I see nothing...
