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• House: Geeettt ooouuuttt... Marge: What on earth was that?
  Homer: Probably just the house settling....
• Prime location, eighteen bedrooms, moat...
  -- Marge admires the family's new mansion, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horro...
• Lisa: I can feel an evil presence in this house. Marge
  Evil!? Homer: Quiet, Lisa. You're scaring your mother....
• Mm... This kitchen could use a woman's touch.
• Quit throwing your garbage into our dimension.
  -- A message from the beyond, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horro...
• Lisa: It's an ancient Indian burial ground... Ba
  Man, this place has got everything! -- "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horro...
• This family's had its differences, and we've squabbled, but we never had knife fights before.
  -- Marge, after the infamous knife scene, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horro...
• Lisa: It looks like a vortex. A gateway into another dimension.
  Homer: Oooh, a vortex. [takes an orange and tosses it in] Catch!...
• Mr. Bloot? Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing
  YOU DIDN'T TELL ME IT WAS BUILT ON AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND!...