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• Singers: While shopping for some cans, An old man passed away.
  [fetches a can of figs down from the top shelf....
• Barney: [finishing up his beer] Well, I gotta go.
  I got a date with the lady in front of the drug store who's always yelling things....
• Grampa: Son, it's me! I floated up toward Heaven but got lost along the way.
  Homer: [gasps] Dad, is that really you? Grampa...
• McClure: [noticing he's on the air again] Oh, hi!
  Welcome back to our spinoff showcase. Could "The Simpsons" ever have maintained its popularity without Moe the bartender?...
• McClure: "Spinoff!" Is there any word more thrilling to the human soul?
  Hi, I'm Troy McClure. [begins walking] You may remember me from such TV spinoffs as "Son of Sanford and Son" and "AfterMannix....
• Marge: Please, Grampa, he's in a coma. Grampa: Coma!
  ? Pfffft. Why, I go in and out of comas all the.....
• Moe: You are absolutely, positively, the dumbest haunted love tester that I have ever met!
  [pounds on Grampa] Betty: [walks in] What is going on in here?...
• Moe: Hey, get away from that! Leave him alone!
  Kearney: It said I was gay! [Kearney and Dolph leave to studio laughter] Moe...
• Moe: Sorry, Grampa, but I gotta stash ya in the bathroom so Betty won't get wise to us.
  [sets Grampa up between two urinals, and plugs him in] Grampa...