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• McClure: Thirty-five new shows to fill a few holes in their programming lineup.
  [presents a schedule chart that's actually more holes than lineup] That's a pretty daunting task -- and the producers weren't up to it....
• McClure: "Spinoff!" Is there any word more thrilling to the human soul?
  Hi, I'm Troy McClure. [begins walking] You may remember me from such TV spinoffs as "Son of Sanford and Son" and "AfterMannix....
• Moe: You are absolutely, positively, the dumbest haunted love tester that I have ever met!
  [pounds on Grampa] Betty: [walks in] What is going on in here?...
• Skinner: He's gradually getting away, Chief. Wiggum
  Ah, let him go. I have the feeling we'll meet again, each and every week....
• Singers: While shopping for some cans, An old man passed away.
  [fetches a can of figs down from the top shelf....
• Moe: Hey, get away from that! Leave him alone!
  Kearney: It said I was gay! [Kearney and Dolph leave to studio laughter] Moe...
• Moe: Sorry, Grampa, but I gotta stash ya in the bathroom so Betty won't get wise to us.
  [sets Grampa up between two urinals, and plugs him in] Grampa...
• Moe: You know what's great about you, Betty, is you're letting your looks go gracefully.
  You're not all hung up on looking attractive and desirable....
• Wiggum: If it isn't my old friends from Springfield, the Simpsons!
  What brings you folks to New Orleans? Ba...