Moe: Hey, get away from that! Leave him alone!
Kearney: It said I was gay! [Kearney and Dolph leave to studio
Moe: [setting up Grampa, and re-plugging him in]
You all right, Grampa?
Grampa: [dazed] ... oh, Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do ...
Moe: Will you quit your clowning? I need help, here.
Grampa: [still dazed] Tell her her rump's as big as the Queen's, and
twice as fragrant.
Moe: [doubtful] Okay.
-- "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase"