Singers: While shopping for some cans,
An old man passed away.
[fetches a can of figs down from the top shelf. The rest of
the cans tumble onto him, then the shelf itself tips over]
He floated up toward Heaven,
But got lost along the way.
[spectral Grampa, with angel wings rises from the debris.
Unfortunately, a jetliner clips his wings and he falls from
grace, landing in the love tester]
Now he's the love-matic Grampa.
[the title, surrounded by flashing marquis lights, appears]
The wise Socratic Grampa.
He'll fill our hearts with looooooove.
[Moe shoves aside the word "Grampa" so he can fit on the
screen. A cherub flies on-screen, but Moe flicks it off]
-- "Love-Matic Grampa" theme song,
"The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase"