Singers: While shopping for some cans,
An old man passed away.
[fetches a can of figs down from the top shelf. The rest of
the cans tumble onto him, then the shelf itself tips over]
He floated up toward Heaven,
But got lost along the way.
[spectral Grampa, with angel wings rises from the debris.
Unfortunately, a jetliner clips his wings and he falls from
grace, landing in the love tester]
Now he's the love-matic Grampa.
[the title, surrounded by flashing marquis lights, appears]
The wise Socratic Grampa.
He'll fill our hearts with looooooove.
[Moe shoves aside the word "Grampa" so he can fit on the
screen. A cherub flies on-screen, but Moe flicks it off]
-- "Love-Matic Grampa" theme song,
"The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase"
An old man passed away.
[fetches a can of figs down from the top shelf. The rest of
the cans tumble onto him, then the shelf itself tips over]
He floated up toward Heaven,
But got lost along the way.
[spectral Grampa, with angel wings rises from the debris.
Unfortunately, a jetliner clips his wings and he falls from
grace, landing in the love tester]
Now he's the love-matic Grampa.
[the title, surrounded by flashing marquis lights, appears]
The wise Socratic Grampa.
He'll fill our hearts with looooooove.
[Moe shoves aside the word "Grampa" so he can fit on the
screen. A cherub flies on-screen, but Moe flicks it off]
-- "Love-Matic Grampa" theme song,
"The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase"
Related:
- Singers: He's the love-matic Grampa
And he filled our hearts with looooove!
[the closing credits come up] -- "The Simpsons Spinoff... - Grampa: Son, it's me! I floated up toward Heaven but got lost along
the way.
Homer: [gasps] Dad, is that really you? Grampa... - Grampa: [mechanically] Lovelorn. You need man. Moe near now.
Go near Moe. Betty: What? Moe: "Go... - Barney: [finishing up his beer] Well, I gotta go.
I got a date with the lady in front of the... - Moe: You are absolutely, positively, the dumbest haunted love
tester that I have ever met!
[pounds on Grampa] Betty: [walks in] What is... - Moe: Hey, get away from that! Leave him alone!
Kearney: It said I was gay! [Kearney and Dolph leave... - Moe: Sorry, Grampa, but I gotta stash ya in the bathroom so Betty
won't get wise to us.
[sets Grampa up between two urinals, and... - Grampa: Don't be afraid, Moe. I'm here to help you with your
romantic problems.
Moe: Hey, I don't need no advice from no pinball... - Marge: Please, Grampa, he's in a coma.
Grampa: Coma!
Pfffft. Why, I go in and out of comas all the... ...
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- Smithers, don't feel so bad. After all, that kidney you donated to me
really hit the spot.
Burns, consoling Smithers, who is unable to give the... - Bart: Can you give us the rabbi's address?
Rev.L: Oh,
sure thing. Let me just check my non-Christian rolodex... - Homer: [gasps] Duck! I can't let the boys see me with you!
Ned: What? Homer: [grunts, pushes Ned down] Hi! Lenny... - Marge: Homer, could you turn off the TV? There's a little test I want
you to take.
TV: [crunch] Augh! Homer; Oh, great, you made me... - Abe: Oh, why'd she have to leave me?
Jasper: [walking in] Hi,
Abe! We heard you was in need of some cheering ...
