Burns: You! That troublemaking girl!
Lisa: My name is Lisa, Mr. Burns. Lisa Simpson.
Burns: It doesn't matter what your name is, you idiot! What I
want to know is, will you help me get my money back?
Lisa: Hah! I'd never help you. You're the worst man in the
world.
-- Putting it bluntly, "The Old Man in the Lisa"
Lisa: My name is Lisa, Mr. Burns. Lisa Simpson.
Burns: It doesn't matter what your name is, you idiot! What I
want to know is, will you help me get my money back?
Lisa: Hah! I'd never help you. You're the worst man in the
world.
-- Putting it bluntly, "The Old Man in the Lisa"
Related:
- Burns: Sir, we've never met before, but my name is Mr
Burns and I want your daughter to help make me rich... - Lisa: [wiping her dress] Oh, I can't get the smell of slurry out
of my clothes
I was a fool to help that horrible old man! Homer... - Burns: You mean there are actually people who will pay good money
for garbage
Lisa: Not good money, really. Each can'll get you... - Marge: [yawn] Lisa, what in the heck are you doing
Lisa: Oh, it's for my Junior Achievers Club. We're... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell... - Kent: And with the prime suspect cleared and found completely innocent
we must now ask ourselves: who could possibly be as... - Lisa: If I did agree to help you, you could only earn money by
doing good
socially responsible things. Nothing evil. Burns:... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects
in the Burns case
Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all...
