Burns: You! That troublemaking girl!
Lisa: My name is Lisa, Mr. Burns. Lisa Simpson.
Burns: It doesn't matter what your name is, you idiot! What I
want to know is, will you help me get my money back?
Lisa: Hah! I'd never help you. You're the worst man in the
world.
-- Putting it bluntly, "The Old Man in the Lisa"
Lisa: My name is Lisa, Mr. Burns. Lisa Simpson.
Burns: It doesn't matter what your name is, you idiot! What I
want to know is, will you help me get my money back?
Lisa: Hah! I'd never help you. You're the worst man in the
world.
-- Putting it bluntly, "The Old Man in the Lisa"
Related:
- Burns: Sir, we've never met before, but my name is Mr.
Burns and I want your daughter to help make me rich... - Lisa: [wiping her dress] Oh, I can't get the smell of slurry out
of my clothes.
I was a fool to help that horrible old man! Homer... - Burns: You mean there are actually people who will pay good money
for garbage?
Lisa: Not good money, really. Each can'll get you... - Marge: [yawn] Lisa, what in the heck are you doing?
Lisa: Oh, it's for my Junior Achievers Club. We're... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell... - Kent: And with the prime suspect cleared and found completely innocent,
we must now ask ourselves: who could possibly be as... - Lisa: If I did agree to help you, you could only earn money by
doing good,
socially responsible things. Nothing evil. Burns:... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects
in the Burns case.
Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all...
From the same category:
- Homer: What's the meaning of life?
God: Homer, I can't tell you that.
You'll find out when you die. Homer: I can't wait that... - Marge: Now we can blame him for everything!
Homer:
It's your fault I'm bald! Bart: [meekly] I'm sorry... - Ned: Today we write a new page in the Flanders Family Bible!
[he leads the kids into the water] Who wants to... - Marty: That was "Kung Fu Fighting". Say, speaking of one-trick ponies,
whatever happened to that "I didn't do it" kid? Bill... - Gasp! Beer! How did you know!
-- Homer receives a surprise gift,
"Bart the...
