Burns: Sir, We've Never Met Before, But My Name Is Mr.

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Burns: Sir, we've never met before, but my name is Mr. Burns and
I want your daughter to help make me rich again.
Homer: You mean Maggie?
[Maggie stares at Mr. Burns and gestures her hand like a
gun aimed at him]
Burns: Ahh -- the baby who shot me -- no, I was referring to your
other daughter.
-- The girl who would like to shoot him,
"The Old Man and the Lisa"