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• Marge: [yawn] Lisa, what in the heck are you doing?
  Lisa: Oh, it's for my Junior Achievers Club. We're trying to earn money by recycling....
• Burns: You! That troublemaking girl! Lisa: My name is Lisa, Mr.
  Burns. Lisa Simpson. Burns: It doesn't matter what your name is, you idiot!...
• Man: With proper funding, I'm confident this little baby could destroy an area the size of New York City.
  Grampa: But I want to help people, not kill them! Ma...
• Bart: I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing.
  [taps head] Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter is the language of the soul....
• Burns: You mean there are actually people who will pay good money for garbage?
  Lisa: Not good money, really. Each can'll get you a nickel....
• Marge: I don't think it's a good idea to humiliate your boss on his birthday.
  Lisa: Actually, Mom, a tweaking of Mr. Burns' foibles if done with the greatest of care could earn Dad a special place in the old man's heart....
• Homer: Oh, I need money. Apu: Well, if you need money, you should have at least jammed a gun in my ribs, or better yet, you could inquire about my help-wanted sign.
  Homer: You're looking for help? Apu: Yes, we need someone for the demanding yet high-profile midnight to 8am shift....
• Nelson: Look, Lisa: I found this change on the bottom of the pool.
  You can have it. Lisa: Thanks, Nelson. Ralph...
• Lisa: [wiping her dress] Oh, I can't get the smell of slurry out of my clothes.
  I was a fool to help that horrible old man! Home...