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• Burns: You! That troublemaking girl! Lisa: My name is Lisa, Mr.
  Burns. Lisa Simpson. Burns: It doesn't matter what your name is, you idiot!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Burns: Sir, we've never met before, but my name is Mr.
  Burns and I want your daughter to help make me rich again....
• Marge: Why don't we invite Mr. Bergstrom to dinner?
  Lisa: Oh, Mom! That's wonderful! Can I find out his favorite dish and help you make it?...
• Skinner: [to Lisa] The Grand Exulted Leader requests a moment of your time.
  [claps hands] Class dismissed! Children: Yay! Hoove...
• Lisa: I need help, Mom. There's another girl at school who's smarter, younger, and a better sax player than me.
  Ew, I feel so average. Marge: Well, you'll always be number one to me -- Ba...
• Homer: [wobbly] Here you go, honey. [drops a can of Duff into a bag] That's about all the recycling *hic* I can handle today.
  Lisa: Dad, if you just drink one more I'll have a full bag....
• Homer: Come on, Marge, let me in! There's crickets out here.
  [Marge opens the door, glares] OK, Marge....
• Lisa: Hi, Alison, I'm Lisa Simpson. Oh, it's great to finally meet someone who converses above the normal eight-year-old level.
  Alison: Actually, I'm seven. I was just skipped ahead because I was getting bored with the first grade....