Top of the morning to ye on this gray, grizzly afternoon. Kent
O'Brockman live on Main Street, where today everyone is a little bit
Irish, except, of course, for the gays and the Italians.
-- Kent Brockman, celebrating St. Patrick's Day,
"Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment"
O'Brockman live on Main Street, where today everyone is a little bit
Irish, except, of course, for the gays and the Italians.
-- Kent Brockman, celebrating St. Patrick's Day,
"Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment"
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- Ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing is a total disregard for the
things St.
Patrick's Day stand for. All this drinking, violence... - Brockman: Kent Brockman, at the now-closed Duff bottling plant,
where a mysterious person in black keeps... - Moe: Listen up, this is the busiest drinking day of the year.
Where are the designated drivers? [two men... - Brockman: "What are _you_ looking at?"--the innocent words of a drunken
child.
Well, I'll _tell_ you what we're looking at, young... - Parades just bring out so many emotions in me! Joy,
excitement, looking... -- Marge, letting herself... - This is Kent Brockman, live from the Aztec theater,
where police have learned that kidnapper Homer Simpson... - Kent: Hey, that is one fine looking animal you got there.
Homer: Wow. TV's Kent Brockman! [shakes Kent's... - Brockman: Kent Brockman at the Action News desk. A massive tanker has
run aground on the central coastline,
spilling millions of gallons of oil on Baby... - Maude: Neddy, I know this has been a terrible day. But,
by golly, first thing tomorrow morning, we're...
