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• Kent: [answering the door] Hello, I'm Kent Brockman.
  Bart: Um, excuse me, sir. I lost my dog. Kent: Mm hm....
• Kent: And how long have you been on the streets? Ba
  Going on five years, Kent. Kent: Ah. Son, your family might be watching....
• Maude: Neddy, I know this has been a terrible day. But, by golly, first thing tomorrow morning, we're going to open up the Leftorium, and before you know it, we'll be back on our feet.
  Kent: [on TV] Down here at Springfield Mall, a storm-[?...
• Shutton: Uh, Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper.
  Who are you? Where are you going? Ke...
• Buffer: Celebrities at ringside tonight: Star of the McBain action films, and feature player in the Hollywood prostitution scandal
  Rainer-r-r Wolfcastle! [applause] TV anchorman and Springfield institution, Mr....
• Kent: We'll watch Springfield's oldest man meet Springfield's fattest man.
  [caption reads, "Opposites attract?"] Homer: He's not so fat....
• Eenie meenie miney moe. Is Homer a hero? The answer is, `No'.
  I'm Kent Brockman, and that was `My Two Cents'. -- A brief editorial, "Homer Defined...
• Scott: And now over to Kent Brockman for some grim economic news.
  Kent: Scott, things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office....
• I'm here, live in Korea, to give you a first-hand look at how American cartoons are made!
  -- Kent Brockman, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...