Homer: [directly towards mirror] Aw that's it, you just can't insult
this guy. You call him a moron and he just sits there, grinning
Ned: [to mirror] Hi, neighbor!
Homer: You know what your problem is, Flanders? You're afraid to be
Ned: Ho ho, now why would I be afraid of that?
Homer: Because humans are obnoxious, sometimes. Humans _hate_ things.
Ned: Well, maybe a few of them do... back East.
Foster: I can't find what Homer's saying. Did you write that?
Doctor: Um, did you like it?
-- At least this is more effective, "Hurricane Neddy"