Doctor: Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Now, when I remove
the bandages, don't be alarmed by the total stranger staring
back at you. [hands him a mirror]
Krusty: Aah! I look exactly the same, you moron!
Doctor: Ho ho, nonsense, Krusty: you look at least ten years younger!
Plus, I did your breasts.
Krusty: Does anyone hear me complaining about the breasts? Oh, what's
the use? I gotta go back to Springfield and face the music.
Can you loan me bus fair?
[the doctor stuffs a bill in Krusty's new cleavage]
[offended] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
-- "Homer the Clown"
the bandages, don't be alarmed by the total stranger staring
back at you. [hands him a mirror]
Krusty: Aah! I look exactly the same, you moron!
Doctor: Ho ho, nonsense, Krusty: you look at least ten years younger!
Plus, I did your breasts.
Krusty: Does anyone hear me complaining about the breasts? Oh, what's
the use? I gotta go back to Springfield and face the music.
Can you loan me bus fair?
[the doctor stuffs a bill in Krusty's new cleavage]
[offended] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
-- "Homer the Clown"
Related:
- Tony: I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us.
Krusty: Look, I'm cleaned out. Just take the Clown College.... - Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest
insult of all -- [cocks gun]
Krusty
[bursting in] Hey guys, I came to -- oh, you've got a deadly game of cat and mouse going.... - Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled, he tried
everything to stay on the air.
Here's what you didn't see. Krusty: Watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me in a variety of sexually explicit positions.... - Krusty: Hey, hey! Hoo-huh-huh-ha-ha!
Homer: [gags]
Krusty
What's the matter. Oh, yeah, my grotesque appearance!... - Tony: OK, wherever Krusty's gone, we'll find him. Legs, you check
out the East Side.
Louie, Rome and Budapest. Tell the boys I want a total world search.... - Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this,
Krusty, because I am a great fan.
[holds out hand] Don Vittorio DiMaggio.... - Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?"
kids: "Krusty!
!" Krusty: "How much do you love me?" kids: "With all our hearts!... - Announcer: It's a Krusty Kinda Khristmas, brought to you by ILG
elling your body's chemicals after you die.... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
