Homer: [directly towards mirror] Aw that's it, you just can't insult
this guy. You call him a moron and he just sits there, grinning
moronly.
Ned: [to mirror] Hi, neighbor!
Homer: You know what your problem is, Flanders? You're afraid to be
human.
Ned: Ho ho, now why would I be afraid of that?
Homer: Because humans are obnoxious, sometimes. Humans _hate_ things.
Ned: Well, maybe a few of them do... back East.
Foster: I can't find what Homer's saying. Did you write that?
Doctor: Um, did you like it?
-- At least this is more effective, "Hurricane Neddy"
this guy. You call him a moron and he just sits there, grinning
moronly.
Ned: [to mirror] Hi, neighbor!
Homer: You know what your problem is, Flanders? You're afraid to be
human.
Ned: Ho ho, now why would I be afraid of that?
Homer: Because humans are obnoxious, sometimes. Humans _hate_ things.
Ned: Well, maybe a few of them do... back East.
Foster: I can't find what Homer's saying. Did you write that?
Doctor: Um, did you like it?
-- At least this is more effective, "Hurricane Neddy"
Related:
- Ned: Thank you so much, Homer. You're a true friend.
Homer: Right back at you, buddy. Now how about that... - Ned: Whatcha diddely-doin', neighbor?
Homer: Aw, putting speed holes in my car.
Makes it go faster. Ned: Is that so? Well, gee,... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Doctor: Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Now,
when I remove the bandages, don't be alarmed... - Homer: Hey! Somebody sign an autograph? Please? Somebody.
sign an autograph? Hey, would you sign a..... - Homer: Ned Flanders, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish
to the eyes of others.
Ned: Well howdy, Homer! [partition slides up] Ooh... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Hey! What's up for today, Neddy?
Ned: Uh,
er, Homer, we're gonna visit the boys' grandmother... - sound of Bobby McFerrin song finishing]
Marty: That was Bobby McFerrin's new one,
"I'm Worried (Need Money)". If you want tickets...
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- Bart: This is pretty tense, isn't it, Todd.
Todd: Yeah,
my knees are shaking, I got butterflies in my stomach... - leaving the Vice President in charge.
-- Kent Brockman's news report,
"Marge Gets a... - Homer: Lisa, did you see the Grammys?
Lisa: You beat Dexy's Midnight Runners.
Homer: Well, you haven't heard the last of them. ... - To think I wasted my life in boardrooms, and stockholders meetings,
when I could've been watching cartoons! -- Herbert... - Homer: Aw, I don't know how to punish you. What does Marge usually do?
Bart: She makes me taste beer. Homer: Come on, boy...
