Bart: [shudders] I hate this place.
Lisa: Yeah. It seems like our house, but everything's got a creepy Pat
Boone-ish quality to it.
Ned: Hey, kids! Nachos, Flanders style -- that's cucumbers with
cottage cheese.
[Rod and Todd gleefully take some]
[Lisa takes one and sniffs it suspiciously]
[Bart eats one, then spits it out]
Oh, Bart, I know you're still getting adjusted here. Tell you
what: we'll do whatever _you_ want to do.
Bart: Watch "Itchy and Scratchy"!
Ned: Well, I guess a _little_ television won't hurt. [whispers] I used
to let the boys watch "My Three Sons" but it got them all worked
up before bedtime.
-- "Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily"
Lisa: Yeah. It seems like our house, but everything's got a creepy Pat
Boone-ish quality to it.
Ned: Hey, kids! Nachos, Flanders style -- that's cucumbers with
cottage cheese.
[Rod and Todd gleefully take some]
[Lisa takes one and sniffs it suspiciously]
[Bart eats one, then spits it out]
Oh, Bart, I know you're still getting adjusted here. Tell you
what: we'll do whatever _you_ want to do.
Bart: Watch "Itchy and Scratchy"!
Ned: Well, I guess a _little_ television won't hurt. [whispers] I used
to let the boys watch "My Three Sons" but it got them all worked
up before bedtime.
-- "Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily"
Related:
- Ned: Good night, my little foundlingadings.
Ba
But it's only 7:00. Lisa: Yeah, the sun is still out.... - Ned: Well...?
Todd: I know!
Ned: No, son, we've got to let Bart and Lisa get one.
Come on, this one's easy. Lisa: [pause] We give up.... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily.... - Goodman: Kids, meet your new foster family.
Rod+Todd
We love you! Bart: [getting hugged] Uh...please don't hug me.... - Bart: I never heard Maggie laugh like that before.
Lisa
Well, when was the last time Dad gave her that kind of attention?... - Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents,
but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock.... - Ned: Well, children, it's Saturday night. So, what say we let our
hair down and play "Bombardment"?
Bart+Lisa: Yay! Ned: Of Bible questions? Rod+Todd... - Lisa: Hey, Bart. How's your arm?
Bart: It's all right.
I was hoping they'd give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do.... - Rod shows Todd a headline: "Playtime Is Fun"]
Todd
[gives thumbs-up] Go with it! Bart: Here you go, Todd...
