Bart: Wow, Dad, You Took A Baptismal For Me. How Do You Feel?

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Bart: Wow, Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?
Homer: [reverently] Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo
after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.
Ned: [gasps] Wait! Homer, what did you just say?
Homer: I said shut your ugly face, Flanders!
Ned: Oh, fair enough.
-- Ned, forgiving Christian,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily"