Marge: I'm sure your insurance will cover the house.
Maude: Uh, well, no. Neddy doesn't believe in insurance. He considers
it a form of gambling.
Ned: You know it's kind of funny. The only thing that survived the
storm were the family tombstones.
[said tombstones are named Ned, Maude, Rod and Todd]
They're all we have left.
Homer: Welp, call us if you need anything!
-- Like a house..., "Hurricane Neddy"
Maude: Uh, well, no. Neddy doesn't believe in insurance. He considers
it a form of gambling.
Ned: You know it's kind of funny. The only thing that survived the
storm were the family tombstones.
[said tombstones are named Ned, Maude, Rod and Todd]
They're all we have left.
Homer: Welp, call us if you need anything!
-- Like a house..., "Hurricane Neddy"
Related:
- Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables?
Todd:
Hell, no! Ned+Maude+Rod: [gasp!] Maude: What did you... - Homer: Wait a minute: we all know the one thing we won't need in the
future!
Left-handed stores. That's you, Flanders! ... - Ned: Maude? Rod? Todd?
Todd: [upside down; lying on the rubble] I'm right here,
Daddy. Maude: Oh Neddy, it was terrifying. I thought... - Marge: Ned, Maude! You've got to go back to your house.
Something incredible has happened. Ned: Oh... - Todd: Oh my gosh! Look at Rod!
Rod: [stuck horizontally inside a tree] I have a headache.
[Ned pulls him out] Ned: Well, sir, everyone's alive... - Ned: Well...?
Todd: I know!
Ned: No, son, we've got to let Bart and Lisa get one.
Come on, this one's easy. Lisa: [pause] We... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Homer: Hey! What's up for today, Neddy?
Ned: Uh,
er, Homer, we're gonna visit the boys' grandmother... - Ned: Rev. Lovejoy, with all that's happened to us today,
I kinda feel like Job. Lovejoy: Well, aren't...
