Burns: Well, Son, Delighted To Have Met You. It's Good To Know That.
Burns: Well, son, delighted to have met you. It's good to know that...
there's another kidney out there for me.
Larry: You got it, Pop. Just let me run a few pints through it first.
-- "Burns, Baby Burns"
Larry: Well, how 'bout it, Pop? I know it's tough, but can you love me for what I am?
[cops a smirk] Burns: Uh... well... uh... [hugs Larry] There there, sonny boy....
Larry: Ah, Pop, don't get me wrong; it's great to be here.
But how's a guy like you wind up with a son like me?...
Burns: Ahoy-hoy? Homer: [speaking through a kazoo] Hello, Mr.
Burns. This is the kidnapper. Do you miss your son?...
Larry: Well, uh... sheesh... uh... I'm a little nervous here.
What I'm trying to say is, I'm... Burns: You're what?...
Burns: Well, did you meet Larry? Man: Oh, yes. He made light of my weight problem, then suggested my motto be "semper fudge.
At that point, he told me to [making quotes with fingers] relax....
Larry: Well, how do ya like that? I have been in a museum.
So, what happened with you and Ma? Burns: Oh, there was a terrible scandal....
Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he loves you.
And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right....
Burns: I see. Well, I -- ooh, you know, I just remembered, it's time for my annual donation.
[brings out checkbook and pen] I wonder how much I should give....
Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....