Burns: OK, Let's Make This Sporting, Leonard. If You Can Tell Me Why I Shouldn't Fire You Without Using The Letter "E", You Can Keep Your Job.

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Burns: OK, let's make this sporting, Leonard. If you can tell me why I
shouldn't fire you without using the letter "E", you can keep
your job.
Lenny: Uh, OK. Um, I'm a good...work...guy --
Burns: You're fired.
Lenny: But I didn't say --
Burns: [convinced certainty] You will. [pushes a button]
Lenny: [falling through a trap door] EEEEeeeee!
-- Nostradamus would have been proud, "Burns' Heir"

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