Burns: You, Foodbag. Do you have a son?
Homer: Yes, sir, I do.
Burns: And is he a constant disappointment? Does he bring home nitwits
and make you talk to them?
Homer: Oh, all the time! Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse?
He's a little wiener...
Burns: Fascinating. Good night.
-- Milhouse? Fascinating?, "Burns, Baby Burns"