Jay: Two to two. Well, Homer, it all comes down to you.
Homer: "Football in the Groin". "Football in the Groin"!
Jay: Well, we're not going to resolve this deadlock any time soon.
Marge: Why don't we all take a five minute break? It'll clear our
heads.
Homer: Good idea, Marge: my mind is going a mile a minute.
[inside Homer's head, one monkey picks fleas off another]
-- Homer, still a primate, "A Star is Burns"
Homer: "Football in the Groin". "Football in the Groin"!
Jay: Well, we're not going to resolve this deadlock any time soon.
Marge: Why don't we all take a five minute break? It'll clear our
heads.
Homer: Good idea, Marge: my mind is going a mile a minute.
[inside Homer's head, one monkey picks fleas off another]
-- Homer, still a primate, "A Star is Burns"
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