Buffer: Celebrities at ringside tonight:
Star of the McBain action films, and feature player in the
Hollywood prostitution scandal: Rainer-r-r Wolfcastle!
[applause]
TV anchorman and Springfield institution, Mr. Kent Brockman!
[Kent waves, and the audience boos and throws litter at him]
Kent: [sarcastic laugh] This just in, go to hell!
Buffer: From the world of organized crime, say hello to Anthony "Fat
Tony" D'Amico!
[applause]
-- Typical ringside, "The Homer They Fall"
Star of the McBain action films, and feature player in the
Hollywood prostitution scandal: Rainer-r-r Wolfcastle!
[applause]
TV anchorman and Springfield institution, Mr. Kent Brockman!
[Kent waves, and the audience boos and throws litter at him]
Kent: [sarcastic laugh] This just in, go to hell!
Buffer: From the world of organized crime, say hello to Anthony "Fat
Tony" D'Amico!
[applause]
-- Typical ringside, "The Homer They Fall"
Related:
- Announcer: It's "Channel Six Action News."
[several explosions are shown]
Ba
Ah, Action News. The last place an impressionable kid can go for TV violence.... - Kent: Hey, that is one fine looking animal you got there.
Homer: Wow. TV's Kent Brockman! [shakes Kent's hand] Ke... - Kent: We'll watch Springfield's oldest man meet Springfield's fattest
man.
[caption reads, "Opposites attract?"] Homer: He's not so fat.... - Man: You may be interested to know that for my next crime, I'll be
pinching the pride and joy of the Springfield Museum -- the
world's largest cubic zirconia.
Homer: Listen, Mr. Cat Burglar, I vow to go without sleep and guard the Springfield Museum day and night for as long as it takes from now on.... - Is it a masterpiece or just some guy with his pants down?
That's our topic tonight on Smartline...... - Tonight, on Smartline. "The Power plant strike. Argle bargle, or
fooforaw?
-- Kent Brockman, "Last Exit to Springfield... - Jay: Welcome to "Coming Attractions". I'm your host, Jay Sherman,
thank you.
Tonight, we review an aging Charles Bronson in "Death Wish 9".... - Kent: And, like Icarus, the rocket foolishly soared too high, and
lost control of its servo guidance mechanism, leaving us
with some.
..[checks watch] six hours to live. So, let's go live now to the charred remains of the only bridge out of town with Arnie Pie and Arnie in the Sky!... - Kent: [on TV] Tonight, we'll visit Springfield's answer to the
Benidictine monk
he Rappin' Rabbis. Rabbi: Don't eat pork, not even with a fork....
