Kent: [on TV] Tonight, We'll Visit Springfield's Answer To The Benidictine Monk

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Kent: [on TV] Tonight, we'll visit Springfield's answer to the
Benidictine monks: the Rappin' Rabbis.
Rabbi: Don't eat pork, not even with a fork.
[motions to cooked pig] Can't touch this!
Homer: Marge, are we Jewish?
Marge: No, Homer.
Homer: Woo hoo!
[grabs a cooked pig, starts carving at it]
-- Religious questioning, "A Star is Burns"