Is it a masterpiece or just some guy with his pants down?
That's our topic tonight on Smartline...
-- Kent Brockman, on the coming of Michelangelo's David
to Springfield, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge"
That's our topic tonight on Smartline...
-- Kent Brockman, on the coming of Michelangelo's David
to Springfield, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge"
Related:
- I'd like to alert our affiliates that we will be ending our show early
tonight.
Join us tomorrow, when our topic will be, "Religion... - Artist: This will be the art event of the century.
The greatest masterpiece of the Italian renaissance... - Hello, I'm Kent Brockman, and welcome to another edition of `Smartline'.
Are cartoons too violent for children? Most people... - Tonight, on Smartline. "The Power plant strike. Argle bargle,
or fooforaw?" -- Kent Brockman, "Last Exit to... - Homer: Pretty soon, every boy and girl in Springfield Elementary School
is going to come and see this thing.
Marge: Really? Why? Homer: They're forcing 'em! [laughs]... - Helen: You've got to lead our protest against this abomination!
[shows newspaper article] Marge: Mm, but that's Michelangelo's... - Kent: For another opinion...
Krusty: [laughs] Hi,
kids! [laughs] Kent: Krusty, please. We're giving... - Kent: Tonight on "Eye on Springfield", we meet a man who's been
hiccupping for 45 years!
Man: [hic!] Kill me! [hic] Kill me! -- "Itchy... - Well, Kent, to me, the hijinks of a few comic characters absolutely
pales in comparison to the crippling emotional problems a psychiatrist
runs into every day.
I'm referring to women who love too much, fear of winning...
From the same category:
- Be careful! There's hydroelectricity in there!
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Sideshow Bob, "The Brother From Another... - Homer: Good evening, Madam. You have been selected by the good people
of Slash-Co to reap the benefits of their new Nev-R-Dull knife
edge.
Here, shake hands with the Slash-Co! [hands... - Lisa: So, Bart, have your insides been gnawed away by guilt yet?
Bart: Sell it to Hallmark, Sis. You're looking at... - Nelson: Put 'em up! [circles his fists]
Bart: [raises his hands in surrender]
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"Bart the... - Bart: A chopper! We're saved!
Man: [in Itchy costume] Hey!
You're the guys that didn't like our capering...
