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• Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five? Moe
  Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register] [a cobra pops out and bites him repeatedly] A snake in the cash register!...
• Moe: Who's gonna knock you down? Homer: No one! Moe
  When do you gonna fight back? Homer: Never! Moe...
• The Flaming Moe is not for sale. Do you know how much of my blood and sweat are in this drink?
  [everybody in the bar spits out their drink] Uh, figure of speech....
• Homer: You're right. I've been wasting my life away in that dump for years.
  That's it! I'm going to find a _new_ bar to drink in, and I'm going to get drunker than I've ever been in my entire life!...
• Moe: Geez, Homer. I never seen a guy stand up to that kind of punishment.
  I mean, you took a three-man pounding and didn't even fall down....
• Moe: I gotta be honest with you, Homer. I didn't bring you up here to show you my new tar paper.
  Homer: You didn't? Moe: No. Homer, how would you like to be heavyweight champion of the world?...
• Marge answers the door] Moe: Oh, h -- hi, Marge. I heard you and Homer broke up so I'm declaring my intentions to move in on his territory.
  Here, I, uh...brung you some posies. Marge...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Ms.K: [heavy make-up, in a tube top] Hiya, scrumptious.
  Do you want to ignite my drink? Homer: You're my kid's teacher!...