Homer: You're Right. I've Been Wasting My Life Away In That Dump For Years.

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Homer: You're right. I've been wasting my life away in that dump for
years. That's it! I'm going to find a _new_ bar to drink in,
and I'm going to get drunker than I've ever been in my entire
life! Bart! Where's my wallet?
Bart: [pulling it from his own pocket] Right here, Dad!
Homer: Thank you!
-- Homer gives up Moe's Tavern, "Fear of Flying"

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