Homer: You're right. I've been wasting my life away in that dump for
years. That's it! I'm going to find a _new_ bar to drink in,
and I'm going to get drunker than I've ever been in my entire
life! Bart! Where's my wallet?
Bart: [pulling it from his own pocket] Right here, Dad!
Homer: Thank you!
-- Homer gives up Moe's Tavern, "Fear of Flying"
years. That's it! I'm going to find a _new_ bar to drink in,
and I'm going to get drunker than I've ever been in my entire
life! Bart! Where's my wallet?
Bart: [pulling it from his own pocket] Right here, Dad!
Homer: Thank you!
-- Homer gives up Moe's Tavern, "Fear of Flying"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
Maybe I could have been something more than I am.... - Moe: Gee, business stinks tonight. Where's Barney, Lenny, and Carl?
Homer: Aw, they never come around any more now that they've got their _mistresses_.... - Homer: The last bar in Springfield...if they don't let me in
here, I'm going to have to quit drinking!
Homer's liver: Yay! Homer: Shut up, liver!... - Bart: Hey, Dad. What's the word with Planet Crackpot?
Homer: Oh, I suppose _you're_ going to mock me, too!... - Bart: Hey Dad, can I have a thousand dollars?
Home
All right... [gets his wallet] Wait a minute! For what?... - Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed.
George
N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors.... - Guy: Greetings, good men. Might I trouble you for a drink?
Moe: Oh, get out of here, Homer. Guy: Homer? Who is Homer?... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
