Moe: I Gotta Be Honest With You, Homer. I Didn't Bring You Up Here To Show You My New Tar Paper.

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Moe: I gotta be honest with you, Homer. I didn't bring you up here to
show you my new tar paper.
Homer: You didn't?
Moe: No. Homer, how would you like to be heavyweight champion of the
Homer: Oh, sure.
-- Casual talk, "The Homer They Fall"