Moe: Geez, Homer. I never seen a guy stand up to that kind of
punishment. I mean, you took a three-man pounding and didn't even
fall down.
Homer: Big deal. I didn't even get my kid's belt back. The only thing
a loser like me is good for is taking beatings.
Moe: There you go! That's the spirit! Homer, I've seen prizefighters
couldn't take a punch half as good as you. You know, boxing
might be right up your alley.
Homer: Really?
Moe: Oh please! It's the good life, Homer. Some of these boxers,
they eat steak _and_ lobster _and_ salad bar all in a single
meal.
Homer: [gasps] Dressing...?
Moe: Their choice.
-- "The Homer They Fall"
punishment. I mean, you took a three-man pounding and didn't even
fall down.
Homer: Big deal. I didn't even get my kid's belt back. The only thing
a loser like me is good for is taking beatings.
Moe: There you go! That's the spirit! Homer, I've seen prizefighters
couldn't take a punch half as good as you. You know, boxing
might be right up your alley.
Homer: Really?
Moe: Oh please! It's the good life, Homer. Some of these boxers,
they eat steak _and_ lobster _and_ salad bar all in a single
meal.
Homer: [gasps] Dressing...?
Moe: Their choice.
-- "The Homer They Fall"
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Guy: Greetings, good men. Might I trouble you for a drink?
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show you my new tar paper.
Homer: You didn't? Moe: No. Homer, how would you... - Homer: [gasps] You know Lucius Sweet?! He's one of the biggest names
in boxing!
He's exactly as rich and as famous as Don King, and... - Lucius: You couldn't even give me one lousy round, Moe.
You will always be a loser. Now take your... - Lenny: You want another card or not?
Homer: Huh? Oh,
OK. I'll take three. [Moe deals them] D'oh! D'oh... - Moe: Hey, Homer, I snuck you in a beer for old times' sake?
Homer: Thanks, Moe. [drinks it] Moe: You know, Homer... - Moe: Are you man enough to test every one of your limits?
Homer: Yes. Moe: And are you man enough to throw... - Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night.
Rod+Todd:
Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Homer...
