Related:

• Gin and... tonic? [in disbelief] Do they mix?
  -- Moe dusts off his chart of drink recipes, "Flaming Moe'...
• Ms.K: [heavy make-up, in a tube top] Hiya, scrumptious.
  Do you want to ignite my drink? Homer: You're my kid's teacher!...
• Wow, Homer, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's invited!
  -- Moe tastes a Flaming Homer, "Flaming Moe'...
• I don't know the scientific explanation, but FIRE MADE IT GOOD.
  -- Homer creates a new drink, "Flaming Moe'...
• Hey, this drink is delicious. And my phlegm feels looser!
  -- Snake oil not included, "Flaming Moe'...
• When the weight of the world has got you down and you want to end your life.
  Bills to pay, a dead-end job, and problems with the wife....
• Moe: How about a warm Flaming Moe's welcome for.
  .. Aerosmith! Aerosmith: Nah, I don't think so Moe, we're just hanging out, etc....
• Bart: My father invented that drink, and if you'll allow me to demonstrate.
  .. [pulls out of brown paper bag a blender and bottles of liquor] Ms....
• Moe: Yeah, Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. Bart: Is Jock there?
  Moe: Who? Bart: Jock, last name Strap. Moe: Uh, hold on....