The Flaming Moe Is Not For Sale. Do You Know How Much Of My Blood And Sweat Are In This Drink?
The Flaming Moe is not for sale. Do you know how much of my blood
and sweat are in this drink?
[everybody in the bar spits out their drink]
Uh, figure of speech.
-- Moe refuses to sell out, "Flaming Moe's"
Gin and... tonic? [in disbelief] Do they mix?
-- Moe dusts off his chart of drink recipes, "Flaming Moe'...
Ms.K: [heavy make-up, in a tube top] Hiya, scrumptious.
Do you want to ignite my drink? Homer: You're my kid's teacher!...
Wow, Homer, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's invited!
-- Moe tastes a Flaming Homer, "Flaming Moe'...
I don't know the scientific explanation, but FIRE MADE IT GOOD.
-- Homer creates a new drink, "Flaming Moe'...
Hey, this drink is delicious. And my phlegm feels looser!
-- Snake oil not included, "Flaming Moe'...
When the weight of the world has got you down and you want to end your life.
Bills to pay, a dead-end job, and problems with the wife....
Moe: How about a warm Flaming Moe's welcome for.
.. Aerosmith! Aerosmith: Nah, I don't think so Moe, we're just hanging out, etc....
Bart: My father invented that drink, and if you'll allow me to demonstrate.
.. [pulls out of brown paper bag a blender and bottles of liquor] Ms....
Moe: Yeah, Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. Bart: Is Jock there?
Moe: Who? Bart: Jock, last name Strap. Moe: Uh, hold on....