Moe: Who's Gonna Knock You Down? Homer: No One! Moe
Moe: Who's gonna knock you down?
Homer: No one!
Moe: When do you gonna fight back?
Moe: What are you gonna do?
Moe: That's my boy!
-- "The Homer They Fall"
Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those are reindeer!...
Moe: Clean house, no silverfish. Coulda been very happy here.
[knock at door] Homer! Homer: Moe! What are you doing here?...
Moe: C'mon, Homer, do it for your old pal Moesy. Barney
But Moe, yesterday you called Homer a worthless sack of -- Moe...
Moe: Okay, punching isn't your thing. But that's okay.
You're not that kind of fighter. What you're gonna do is stand there while your opponent gets exhausted from over-punching....
Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
Fun's over, fellas! If you're gonna beat up _my_ friend in _my_ bar, there's a two-drink minimum.
-- Moe's most sacred rule, "The Homer They Fall...
Lucius: Your boy looks a little soft, Moe. You do remember our arrangement?
Moe: Yeah, don't worry, you'll get your three rounds....
Homer/Apu/Moe: You can do it, Otto! You can do it, Otto!
Apu: Make this spare, I'll give you free gelato! Moe...
Moe: All you gotta do is fight Drederick Tatum. It's this Saturday.
Here's your parking pass. Homer: [reading the pass] Ooh, "general....