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• Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
  Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those are reindeer!...
• Moe: Clean house, no silverfish. Coulda been very happy here.
  [knock at door] Homer! Homer: Moe! What are you doing here?...
• Moe: C'mon, Homer, do it for your old pal Moesy. Barney
  But Moe, yesterday you called Homer a worthless sack of -- Moe...
• Moe: Okay, punching isn't your thing. But that's okay.
  You're not that kind of fighter. What you're gonna do is stand there while your opponent gets exhausted from over-punching....
• Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
  Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
• Fun's over, fellas! If you're gonna beat up _my_ friend in _my_ bar, there's a two-drink minimum.
  -- Moe's most sacred rule, "The Homer They Fall...
• Lucius: Your boy looks a little soft, Moe. You do remember our arrangement?
  Moe: Yeah, don't worry, you'll get your three rounds....
• Homer/Apu/Moe: You can do it, Otto! You can do it, Otto!
  Apu: Make this spare, I'll give you free gelato! Moe...
• Moe: All you gotta do is fight Drederick Tatum. It's this Saturday.
  Here's your parking pass. Homer: [reading the pass] Ooh, "general....