Wiggum: A-ha! I had a feeling we'd find you here!
[shoots]
Lou: Chief, no!
Eddie: What'd you do that for?
Wiggum: Well, that thing's been driving the whole town nuts. Got me out
of the bath seven times. Seven!
Homer: [running down stairs] Hey, who shot the auto-dialer? [sees
police] ... Marge's auto-dialer.
Wiggum: See you in court, Simpson. Oh, and uh, bring that evidence with
you. Otherwise, I got no case, and you go scot-free, you know.
-- "Lisa's Date With Density"
[shoots]
Lou: Chief, no!
Eddie: What'd you do that for?
Wiggum: Well, that thing's been driving the whole town nuts. Got me out
of the bath seven times. Seven!
Homer: [running down stairs] Hey, who shot the auto-dialer? [sees
police] ... Marge's auto-dialer.
Wiggum: See you in court, Simpson. Oh, and uh, bring that evidence with
you. Otherwise, I got no case, and you go scot-free, you know.
-- "Lisa's Date With Density"
Related:
- Lou: Uh, Chief, what about those coleslaw punks?
Wiggum:
Well, I... I can't be everywhere at once, Lou, now... - Brooks: [Yiddish voice] What's with the sir -- [normal voice] What's
with the siren?
Wiggum: Evening, Simpson. You got a short and your... - Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?
Wiggum: I'm sorry, kid, we got Simpson DNA on Burns'... - Wiggum: All right, get in there.
Lou: You're going _down_.
Eddie: I want a piece of him. Wiggum: You think you're... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Wiggum: You!
Big Daddy: Welcome to my maison, Chief.
I've been expecting you. Wiggum: Is that so, Big... - Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects
in the Burns case.
Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all... - Homer: [yelling to be heard] You really did it this time,
Bart! You're in for the punishment of a lifetime... - Wiggum: [awakening] Oh! Oh.
Eddie: I had an idea,
Chief: why don't we check out that suit Burns was ...
From the same category:
- Snake: Those kids are, like, so sweet. [sobs] If only they had had
peewee hockey when I was a lad.
[sniffs] Oh well. [grabs crowbar, rips seats... - Marge: I've dug myself into a happy little rut here and I'm not about to
hoist myself out of it.
Homer: Just bring the rut with ya, Honey. -- "You... - Marge: I'll just clean the dishes...
Adil: No, Mrs.
Simpson, you have been oppressed enough today. ... - Brad: Principal Skinner, let's try some rage work. I want you to
pretend this dummy right here is your mother.
Skinner: OK, I'll try. Brad: Tell this dummy mother... - Nerd 2: Oh, man, I can't believe you failed.
Homer:
[whining] Oh, I'm going to lose my job just 'cause...
