Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, What Are You Doing? What's Going On?

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Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?
Wiggum: I'm sorry, kid, we got Simpson DNA on Burns' clothing and your
father was identified by the old man himself.
Everyone: [gasps]
Bart: [scoffing] DNA, positive ID -- those won't hold up in any
court. Run, Dad!
[Homer runs into Lou]
Lou: Hey ho! Look what I found under Mr. Simpson's car seat.
[holds up a revolver with rubber gloves]
[Eddie dusts it for prints]
Homer: I swear, I've never seen that gun before!
Eddie: [grabbing a glass from Homer's hand] Then why are your
fingerprints all over it, Sir?
Homer: Aah!
[Wiggum opens the chamber and pulls out a bullet]
Wiggum: This bullet matches the one we pulled out of Mr. Burns! Homer
Simpson, you're under arrest for attempted murder.
Homer: [getting cuffed] D'oh!
Wiggum: Yeah, that's what they all say. They all say "D'oh".
-- Criminal minds, "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"