Brooks: [Yiddish voice] What's with the sir -- [normal voice] What's
with the siren?
Wiggum: Evening, Simpson. You got a short and your taillight started
blinking when you made that turn. Let's see your chauffer's
license.
Homer: Chauffeur's license, eh? Mel, buckle your borscht belt!
[floors it]
Wiggum: Um, since you're trying to make a getaway in "park", I'm
guessing you _don't_ have a license. Better head down to the
DMV; these two broads will help you out. [shows a photo]
Homer: Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
Brooks: Wow. Er, officer, this man is making me a little edgy. Could
you please give me a ride to the airport?
Wiggum: Well hey, hey! You're Mel Brooks. Sure, I'll give you a ride.
Brooks: Thank you.
Wiggum: Er, on the way, we can do that, uh, 2000-dollar man thing.
Brooks: Mmm...
Wiggum: You be Carl Reiner, and I'll be police chief Wiggum.
Brooks: Listen, why don't _you_ play Carl Reiner, and let _me_ play
police chief Wiggum? I hate Carl Reiner!
-- Not as much as Carl Sagan, though,
"Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
with the siren?
Wiggum: Evening, Simpson. You got a short and your taillight started
blinking when you made that turn. Let's see your chauffer's
license.
Homer: Chauffeur's license, eh? Mel, buckle your borscht belt!
[floors it]
Wiggum: Um, since you're trying to make a getaway in "park", I'm
guessing you _don't_ have a license. Better head down to the
DMV; these two broads will help you out. [shows a photo]
Homer: Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
Brooks: Wow. Er, officer, this man is making me a little edgy. Could
you please give me a ride to the airport?
Wiggum: Well hey, hey! You're Mel Brooks. Sure, I'll give you a ride.
Brooks: Thank you.
Wiggum: Er, on the way, we can do that, uh, 2000-dollar man thing.
Brooks: Mmm...
Wiggum: You be Carl Reiner, and I'll be police chief Wiggum.
Brooks: Listen, why don't _you_ play Carl Reiner, and let _me_ play
police chief Wiggum? I hate Carl Reiner!
-- Not as much as Carl Sagan, though,
"Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
Related:
- Homer: Oh, wow! I can't believe my very first passenger is comedy
legend Mel Brooks!
I _love_ that movie "Young Frankenstein"... scared the hell out of me.... - Hey! Let's do that 2,000-pound man thing. I'll be that Carl Reiner guy,
and you be what's-his-face.
-- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Patty and Selma... - Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer?
Homer: [disembodied] Yes.
.. Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing is heard] Aah!... - Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?
Wiggum: I'm sorry, kid, we got Simpson DNA on Burns' clothing and your father was identified by the old man himself.... - Wiggum: A-ha! I had a feeling we'd find you here!
[shoots]
Lou
Chief, no! Eddie: What'd you do that for? Wiggum... - lide of Dr. Hibbert]
Mrs. Hibbert: Julius!
[slide or Chief Wiggum]
Mrs.
Wiggum: Clancy! [slide of Skinner] Chalme... - Wiggum: Son, you wait here while Daddy tries to talk some sense into
this raving derelict.
[the man raves as Wiggum walks up] Wiggum... - Wiggum: License please?
[Troy hands his license]
Says here you need corrective lenses.
Put those glasses on, Mister. Troy: You wouldn't ask a handsome man like me to wear glasses?... - Homer: Uh...I'm out.
Carl: No, no no, Homer, you have the Royal, um.
..Sampler. [three six ten jack king] Home...
