Lou: Uh, Chief, what about those coleslaw punks?
Wiggum: Well, I... I can't be everywhere at once, Lou, now can I? You
know, in most cities, the Chief of Police doesn't even go out on
calls like these.
Eddie: Yeah, yeah, we know, Chief.
Lou: We appreciate it, Chief.
Eddie: Count our blessings everyday.
Lou: Yeah we're very appreciative.
-- Did they teach guilt trips at the academy too?,
"Lisa's Date With Density"