Lou: Uh, Chief, what about those coleslaw punks?
Wiggum: Well, I... I can't be everywhere at once, Lou, now can I? You
know, in most cities, the Chief of Police doesn't even go out on
calls like these.
Eddie: Yeah, yeah, we know, Chief.
Lou: We appreciate it, Chief.
Eddie: Count our blessings everyday.
Lou: Yeah we're very appreciative.
-- Did they teach guilt trips at the academy too?,
"Lisa's Date With Density"
Wiggum: Well, I... I can't be everywhere at once, Lou, now can I? You
know, in most cities, the Chief of Police doesn't even go out on
calls like these.
Eddie: Yeah, yeah, we know, Chief.
Lou: We appreciate it, Chief.
Eddie: Count our blessings everyday.
Lou: Yeah we're very appreciative.
-- Did they teach guilt trips at the academy too?,
"Lisa's Date With Density"
Related:
- Wiggum: A-ha! I had a feeling we'd find you here!
[shoots]
Lou:
Chief, no! Eddie: What'd you do that for? Wiggum:... - Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?
Wiggum: I'm sorry, kid, we got Simpson DNA on Burns'... - Lou: You know, the funniest thing though; it's the little
differences.
Wiggum: Example. Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can... - Lou: Here's your man, chief.
Wiggum: Cecil? I think not.
This looks like the work of crazy old Sideshow Bob... - Homer: [standing on one foot and singing "The Alphabet Song"]
W,
X, Y, and Z. Now I know my ABCs, won't you come and... - Lou: You know, I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville on Friday
night -
Wiggum: [interrupting] The McWhat? Lou: Uh, the... - Wiggum: All right, get in there.
Lou: You're going _down_.
Eddie: I want a piece of him. Wiggum: You think you're... - Bart: Take him away, boys.
Wiggum: Hey, I'm the chief here!
Bake him away, toys. Lou: What'd you say, chief... - Wiggum: Aw, they're not so tough.
Lou: Um...Chief,
that wasn't a monster. That was the captain of the...
