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• Wiggum: A-ha! I had a feeling we'd find you here! [shoots] Lou
  Chief, no! Eddie: What'd you do that for? Wiggum...
• Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?
  Wiggum: I'm sorry, kid, we got Simpson DNA on Burns' clothing and your father was identified by the old man himself....
• Lou: You know, the funniest thing though; it's the little differences.
  Wiggum: Example. Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right?...
• Lou: Here's your man, chief. Wiggum: Cecil? I think not.
  This looks like the work of crazy old Sideshow Bob....
• Homer: [standing on one foot and singing "The Alphabet Song"] W, X, Y, and Z.
  Now I know my ABCs, won't you come and play with me....
• Lou: You know, I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville on Friday night -- Wiggum
  [interrupting] The McWhat? Lou: Uh, the McDonald's....
• Wiggum: All right, get in there. Lou: You're going _down_.
  Eddie: I want a piece of him. Wiggum: You think you're pretty hot, huh?...
• Bart: Take him away, boys. Wiggum: Hey, I'm the chief here!
  Bake him away, toys. Lou: What'd you say, chief?...
• Wiggum: Aw, they're not so tough. Lou: Um...Chief, that wasn't a monster.
  That was the captain of the high school basketball team....