Wiggum: All right, get in there.
Lou: You're going _down_.
Eddie: I want a piece of him.
Wiggum: You think you're pretty hot, huh? Well, we got everything we
need on you.
[everyone grabs a piece of the pizza]
Marge: [knocking] Uh, excuse me?
Wiggum: What? What? What what what what what? This better be about
Marge: Uh, actually, I'm interested in becoming a police officer.
[everyone laughs for a long time, gradually it fades]
Wiggum: Welcome aboard.
-- Bizzare police initiation,
"The Springfield Connection"