Kent: Tonight, on Eyewitness News: a man who's been in a coma for 23
years wakes up.
Man: Do Sonny and Cher still have that _stupid_ show?
Kent: No, uh, she won an Oscar, and he's a Congressman.
Man: Good night!
[turns over and dies]
-- The right choice, "The Springfield Files"
years wakes up.
Man: Do Sonny and Cher still have that _stupid_ show?
Kent: No, uh, she won an Oscar, and he's a Congressman.
Man: Good night!
[turns over and dies]
-- The right choice, "The Springfield Files"
Related:
- Kent: Tonight on "Eye on Springfield", we meet a man who's been
hiccupping for 45 years!
Man: [hic!] Kill me! [hic] Kill me! -- "Itchy... - phone rings]
Kent: Well it looks like we have our first caller.
and I mean ever, because this is not a call... - Bart: I'm telling you, I _do_ work on the Krusty show.
Look at the credits! [presses "play"] ... - Kent: We'll watch Springfield's oldest man meet Springfield's fattest
man.
[caption reads, "Opposites attract?"] Homer: He's not... - Shutton: Uh, Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper.
Who are you? Where are you going? Kent... - The man who wakes up and finds himself famous hasn't
been asleep... - There are two jazz musicians who are great buddies.
They hang out and play together for years, virtually... - Scott: And now over to Kent Brockman for some grim economic news.
Kent: Scott, things aren't as happy as they used to... - Homer: The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice... like Urkel!
And he appears every Friday night... like Urkel...
