Scott: And now over to Kent Brockman for some grim economic news.
Kent: Scott, things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at
the unemployment office. Joblessness is no longer just for
philosophy majors. _Useful_ people are starting to feel the
pinch.
Barney: I haven't been able to find a job in six years.
Kent: Hmph. And what training do you have?
Barney: Five years of modern dance, six years of tap.
-- Have you considered Broadway?, "$pringfield"
Kent: Scott, things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at
the unemployment office. Joblessness is no longer just for
philosophy majors. _Useful_ people are starting to feel the
pinch.
Barney: I haven't been able to find a job in six years.
Kent: Hmph. And what training do you have?
Barney: Five years of modern dance, six years of tap.
-- Have you considered Broadway?, "$pringfield"
Related:
- Kent: And how long have you been on the streets?
Bart:
Going on five years, Kent. Kent: Ah. Son, your family... - Announcer: It's "Channel Six Action News."
[several explosions are shown]
Bart:
Ah, Action News. The last place an impressionable... - Maude: Neddy, I know this has been a terrible day. But,
by golly, first thing tomorrow morning, we're... - Kent: Tonight, on Eyewitness News: a man who's been in a coma for 23
years wakes up.
Man: Do Sonny and Cher still have that _stupid_ show... - Shutton: Uh, Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper.
Who are you? Where are you going? Kent... - Never build after you are five and forty; have five years' income in
hand before you lay a brick;
and always calculate the expense at double the estimate... - Apu: Huh?
Homer: Don't be alarmed, Apu. Just go about your daily routine like I'm
not wearing the hat.
Apu: Your headgear seems to be emitting a buzzing noise... - Picard: "What do you think of the Enterprise-D?"
Scott:
"She's a beauty. With a good crew." Picard: "But.... - Scott: Let's go over to the County Courthouse, live to Kent Brockman.
Kent: -- ockman, just outside the County Courtroom...
