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• Marge: So, did you call any of your friends?0 Lisa
  Friend? [scoffs] These are my only friends. [holds up a book] Grownup nerds like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will....
• Bart: I'll gonna knock you out one more time and that's it, this is getting boring man!
  Homer: [smirking] Try not to kill me too hard, son. Heh heh heh. -- "Moaning Lisa...
• Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
  .. Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house!...
• Erin: Hey, I like your hat. Lisa: A compliment! [thinking] Scanning for sarcasm.
  .. it's clean! Go! -- Lisa's brain, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• Marge: I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now.
  Isn't there something you'd like to say? Home...
• It's not your fault... you don't control the birds.
  Someday you will, but not now. -- Lisa consoles herself, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• Lisa: Hey Mom, is this how you caught him? [throws Bart to the ground with his arm behind his back] Ba
  [panting] Face it, Lis, you're too puny to -- aah!...
• Woman: I've been waiting for you, Lisa. Lisa: [gasps] How did you know my name?
  Woman: Your nametag. ["Hi, I'm Lady Lisa"] Would you like to know your future?...
• Lisa: A gift from my favorite crustacean. Rick: Hey.
  .. did you learn that word from a teacher for something?...