Marge: I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now.
Isn't there something you'd like to say?
Homer: There sure is. Kids, you tried your best, and you failed
miserably. The lesson is, never try. Heh heh heh -- right in
the butt. That was great.
-- A one-track mind, "Burns' Heir"
Isn't there something you'd like to say?
Homer: There sure is. Kids, you tried your best, and you failed
miserably. The lesson is, never try. Heh heh heh -- right in
the butt. That was great.
-- A one-track mind, "Burns' Heir"
Related:
- Homer: Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV
saying we didn't want you in our family.
But those were just actors playing us! Bart... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Selma: Mr. Burns has been shot.
Wiggum: Just a minute!
This isn't Mr. Burns at all! It's a mask! ... - Homer: [yawns] Oh, it's great to be indoors with my family.
Lisa: I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you... - Bart: I'll gonna knock you out one more time and that's it,
this is getting boring man! Homer: [smirking]... - Homer: Bart! Take a letter!
Dear Mr. Burns.
[heavy sarcasm] I'm so `glad' you enjoyed my ... - Satan: Come on, Lisa. Watch a little cable with us.
Heh heh. It won't cost you a thing ... EXCEPT... - Heh heh heh. Oh, Andy Capp. You wife-beating drunk.
Heh heh heh. -- Homer reads the funnies, "Marge vs... - Bart: Dad, I want to be a daredevil.
Homer: Heh heh heh.
Kids say such stupid things. -- "Bart the...
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- Hapablap: Bob is not here. We have searched every square inch of this
base and all we have found is porno,
porno, porno! Quimby: We have only twenty minutes... - Homer: OK, hotshots, now that my daughter is on your team,
I want to make a few things clear. Lisa: [embarrassed]... - Big Bill McCloskey coming up. As soon as he pops out,
we'll go right to the post-game show. -- Dan Horde... - Wiggum: Aw, they're not so tough.
Lou: Um...Chief,
that wasn't a monster. That was the captain of the... - Lousy two-legged pants.
-- Homer's deep reflexions at 4:30,
"Homer the...
