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• Erin: Hey, I like your hat. Lisa: A compliment! [thinking] Scanning for sarcasm.
  .. it's clean! Go! -- Lisa's brain, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• Marge: Isn't this fun, honey? Lisa: [sarcastic] It must be exciting to make a different set of beds.
  Marge: I know you're joking, but it is! Say, why don't you put on your swimsuit and head for the beach?...
• Marge: Let Lisa be alone with her new friends. Ba
  They're _my_ friends rightfully. She only got them by copying me....
• I'm dizzy... I'm nauseous... but I'm popular! -- Lisa Simpson, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2
• Marge: Bart, you can invite Milhouse. Lisa, you can bring a friend too.
  Lisa: [chuckling nervously] Hey. Great... a friend....
• Marge: Didn't you buy any meat? Homer: [stroking a firecracker] This baby's sure to kill something.
  -- "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• You taught us about cool things like nature, and why we shouldn't drink sea water.
  -- Ben, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• Lisa: I usually hang out in front. Erin: You like to hang out too?
  Lisa: Well, it beats doing stuff. Erin: Yeah. Stuff sucks....
• Lisa: A gift from my favorite crustacean. Rick: Hey.
  .. did you learn that word from a teacher for something?...