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• Lisa: Ahem. [Marge waits for her to say something, but Lisa turns away] Marge
  Now Lisa, listen to me, this is important. I want you to smile today....
• Marge: Let Lisa be alone with her new friends. Ba
  They're _my_ friends rightfully. She only got them by copying me....
• Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole lotta frownin' going on".
  [laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?...
• Marge: Isn't this fun, honey? Lisa: [sarcastic] It must be exciting to make a different set of beds.
  Marge: I know you're joking, but it is! Say, why don't you put on your swimsuit and head for the beach?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: I'm sure you'll make plenty of friends. All you have to do is be yourself.
  [walks away] Lisa: Be myself? I've been myself for eight years and it hasn't worked....
• Marge: This one's a good choice, and it's not too smutty.
  It's a book on tape by Paul Harvey, you know, that nice midwestern man on the radio who's like a pleasant version of Grampa?...
• Lisa: I warning you, Mom: I may get a little crazy.
  Marge: Oh, I understand, honey. When I was your age, there was a -- Lisa...
• Marge: Bart, you can invite Milhouse. Lisa, you can bring a friend too.
  Lisa: [chuckling nervously] Hey. Great... a friend....