Erin: Hey, I Like Your Hat. Lisa: A Compliment! [thinking] Scanning For Sarcasm.
Erin: Hey, I like your hat.
Lisa: A compliment!
[thinking] Scanning for sarcasm... it's clean! Go!
-- Lisa's brain, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2"
Lisa: I usually hang out in front. Erin: You like to hang out too?
Lisa: Well, it beats doing stuff. Erin: Yeah. Stuff sucks....
It's not your fault... you don't control the birds.
Someday you will, but not now. -- Lisa consoles herself, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
Boy: So he's all, like, pffhhhtt... Girl: Pft, I can totally hear him going that.
Lisa: [listening in] Only kids are that incoherent! -- "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
Lisa: A gift from my favorite crustacean. Rick: Hey.
.. did you learn that word from a teacher for something?...
I'm dizzy... I'm nauseous... but I'm popular! -- Lisa Simpson, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2
Homer: [holds Lisa's suitcase] Somebody's travelling light.
Lisa: Meh. Maybe you're just getting stronger. Home...
Marge: So, did you call any of your friends?0 Lisa
Friend? [scoffs] These are my only friends. [holds up a book] Grownup nerds like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will....
Marge: Isn't this fun, honey? Lisa: [sarcastic] It must be exciting to make a different set of beds.
Marge: I know you're joking, but it is! Say, why don't you put on your swimsuit and head for the beach?...
I don't get it. Straight A's, perfect attendance, bathroom timer.
I should be the most popular girl in school. -- Lisa, unclear on the concept, "Summer of 4 Ft....