Erin: Hey, I like your hat. Lisa: A compliment! [thinking] Scanning for sarcasm.

Erin: Hey, I like your hat.
Lisa: A compliment!
[thinking] Scanning for sarcasm... it's clean! Go!
-- Lisa's brain, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2"

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