Bart: I'll Gonna Knock You Out One More Time And That's It, This Is Getting Boring Man!
Bart: I'll gonna knock you out one more time and that's it, this is
getting boring man!
Homer: [smirking] Try not to kill me too hard, son. Heh heh heh.
-- "Moaning Lisa"
Homer: Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV saying we didn't want you in our family.
But those were just actors playing us! Ba...
Marge: I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now.
Isn't there something you'd like to say? Home...
Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
[hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's not in here....
Marge: Now wait a minute, I'm not sure about this. Every time we've ever gone on vacation I end up being horribly embarrassed.
We end up in a big fight and we come home more miserable than when we left....
Homer: What'd you kids get? Bart: I bought this cool pencil holder.
Homer: Heh heh, far out man. I haven't seen a bong in years....
Burns: Make yourselves at home. Bart: Hear that Dad?
You can lie around in your underwear and scratch yourself....
Satan: Come on, Lisa. Watch a little cable with us.
Heh heh. It won't cost you a thing ... EXCEPT YOUR SOUL!...
Bart: Homer! Homer: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Homer's what grownups call me.
Call me daddy. Bart: Homer. Homer: Daddy....
Marge: I saved this newspaper from the day Lisa was born.
Lisa: "Mondale to Hart: [confused] Where's the beef?...